Hender Scheme Crocs Mip-18 Size 4 Vachetta Clog Mule Shoes Sandal in Brown Leather, Men's

€255.25

Description

1St Saddest Story In The World: "for Sale, Baby Clothes, Unworn" 2Nd Saddest Story In The World: "for Sale, Hender Crocs, Didnt Fit" This For Sale Listing Is A Harrowing Admission Of Defeat, I Have Been De-Feet-Ed. This Listing Is A Memorial To What Could Have Been. Some Final Words: I Had Dreamed Of This Shoe A Few Summers In A Row. I Havent Had A Romantic Relationship Longer Than Ive Wanted These Shoes. I Knew The Pickings Were Slim, I Knew The Odds Were Stacked Against My Western Sized Feet, I Knew That When An Opportunity Came I Would Have To Take It. Then Out Of Nowhere. This Pair Appeared As A Shimmering Bastion Of What I Could Have, Nay, Who I Could Be. Now I Knew In My Heart That I Needed A Size 5, But When I Asked The Seller If A Size 4 Would Fit Big Ol 10-10.5 Me, He Said "ah But Of Course, For These Have Been Widened At A Cobbler". Of Course I Was Skeptical, But I Set Aside My Pessimism Like I Was In The Middle Of A Scratch Off Loto Ticket. My Dreams Were Coming True, My Future Bright, My Dedication Rewarded. Weeks And More Than One Proxy Shipment Later, When The Shoes Were In My Hands And On My Feet, I Mustered Up All The Horsepower Of My Deluded Head To Deny Defeat. With Half A Heel Hanging Beyond, I Tried To Hide In Pants Seams Very Long. In Certain Lights And Angles, I Was Living The Dream - But I Knew Deep Down All Wasnt What It Seemed. I Was Rotting, I Was A Fraud, I Had Experienced A Failure So Deep It Scars Me Still Today. Anywhooo, Let My Loss Be Your Gain. If Anyone Happens To Want To Trade For A Bigger Side, I Would Of Course. Info About This Shoe: - These Are The Hender Scheme Mip-4 In Natural - They Are Incredible, Are Made Of Higj Quality Material With Top Tier Craftmanship - They Are A Hender Scheme Size 4 And Have Allegedly Been Widened Via A Cobbler. - As A Mens Size 10-10.5, They Just Plain Dont Fit Me, My Heel Hangs Out. Probably Best For A Mens Size 9-9.5 - One Of The Studs On The Sport Straps Is A Replacement, The Heel Lips Are Worn, And The Leather Has Splotches And Discoloration. I Personally Would Take Them To A Cobbler To Get Em Cleaned Up And Looking New. As Always: Check All The Photos For Condition, Read The Description And Message Me With Any Questions Prior To Purchase! Item Comes As Shown! If Its Listed Its Available! | Hender Scheme Crocs Mip-18 Size 4 Vachetta Clog Mule Shoes Sandal in Brown Leather, Men's